Friday, July 31, 2009

மனித தன்மையை இழந்ததற்கு காரணம் காமமா அல்லது பணமா ?




கடந்த முன்று நாட்களில் நாம் இரண்டு செய்திகளை ஒன்றாக படித்திருப்போம் அது பணத்திற்கு என்று நடந்த இரண்டு கொலைகள்.

முதலாவது ஒரு ஏழு வயது சிறுவனை இரக்கம் இல்லாமல் 5 லட்ச ரூபைக்காக இரண்டு பேர் (ஒரு பெண் மற்றும் ஒரு ஆண்) கொலை செய்து உள்ளார்கள்.

இரண்டாவது செய்தி பெற்ற மகனை கொன்ற தாய் மற்றும் அவரது கள்ள காதலன், காரணம், மகன் இந்த செய்தியை அடுத்தவிரிடம் சொல்லாமல் இருக்க பணம் கேட்டு மிரட்டி உள்ளான் என்ற காரணம் தான் அது.

இந்த செய்திகளில் பணம் என்ற காரணம் காட்டப்பட்டுள்ளது, ஆனால் கொலை செய்த நான்கு பேருமே முறை தவறி நடந்த உறவை கொண்டவர்கள் மேலும் அவர்கள் கள்ள காதலர்கள், தங்கள் உறவை மேலும் புதுபித்துகொள்ள அவர்களுக்கு பணம் என்ற காரணத்தை காண்பித்து கொலை செய்து உள்ளார்கள்.

இன்று தொலைக்காட்சி பெட்டிகளில் காண்பிக்க படும் அனைத்து தொடர்களும் கள்ள காதலை வெளிப்படையாக காண்பிக்க படுகிறது. அது ஒரு தவறு என்று 900 நாட்களுக்கு அல்லது 5 வருடங்களுகு அப்போருமோ சொல்கிறார்கள், இது எப்படி இருக்கிறது என்றால் இலங்கை பிரச்சினையால் தமிழ் மக்கள் அனைவரும் கடந்த பல வருடங்களாக பாதிக்கப்படும் பொது தலையிடாத மற்றும் தட்டி கேட்காத இந்தியா அரசு இப்போது உதவிகளை உடனடியாக செய்ய வலியுருதவது போல் உள்ளது.

எனக்கு நன்றாக புரிகிறது, நீ என்ன சொல்ல வர அப்படிகிறந்த ஒலங்க ஒரு வரியல சொல்லிட்டு ஓடி போய்டு, அத விட்டுட்டு கள்ள காதல், பணம் அப்பறம் நாங்களே மறந்து போன இலங்கை இதையல்லாம் எதுக்கு இழுக்கிறே.

இப்பவே இங்கயே நான் இதை முடிக்காட்டி நீங்க அடுத்த பிளாக்கர் பக்கம் போய்டுவிங்க, அதுனால நான் என்ன சொல்ல வரேனே அதாங்க நாட்டமை தீர்ப்பு என்னன்ன கள்ள காதல் தப்பு தப்பு தப்பு ......

Thursday, July 30, 2009

How to kill a Lion - Insurance style

Future Generali Method:

Hire a lion. Give him full rest & make him lazy, Pay him more than his Expectation, never ask him to do any work for six months, after six months. Tell him that now you have to fulfill your yearly target within six months. Otherwise u will be kicked out from the jungle. Lion dies due to fear, that if he loses this "lazy animals jungle", where he will go.

ICICI Pru
method:

Hire a lion. Give him hell lot of work and pay him lower salary than industry. Restructure his job, position, boss, colleagues, designation, department, salary, location every 6 months. If he kills 2 goats a day, give him target of killing 20 elephants a day, when there are just 10 elephants in the jungle. Lion dies of exhaustion, overkill and restructuring.

Tata Aig
method:

Hire a lion and give him the post of a cat, ask him to meow like a cat. Give him lots of ESOPs and grass to eat. He will die eventually of hope and starvation.

Bajaj Alliance
method:

Hire the lion & ask him to extract 60 kg meat out of a 40kg goat. Lion dies of the strain.

Canara Hsbc
Method:

Hire a lion and give him a 3000 page (stupid)circular on the process and complaince reg how to kill a goat. Amend the circular at least three times a day. Send him on inspection to the jungle, where he can threaten to cancel the hunting license of any fox, wolf, bear, jackal etc who have violated any provision of the 3000 page circular. Lion dies of boredom.

Birla
Method:

Recruits a lion, give him 50kg meat everyday to eat when he can't eat more than 20kg. Lion dies due to overeating.

Finally.........................


RelianceMethod:

Hire a lion, send him to kill a goat. When he happily kills the goat, ask him to make the goat alive and kill a donkey instead and send at least 1000 mails and reminders to him with copy to all his superiors. Mmm......sure, the lion will suicide


Monday, July 27, 2009

நையாண்டி படங்கள் - ஜார்ஜ் புஷ்


ஏன் இந்த படம்னு கடைசியல சொல்லறேன்

என்ன கொடுமை சார் இது



நான் தான் சகலகலா வல்லவன்


அப்பாடி இப்படி குமிஞ்சதலா நான் தப்பிச்சேன்


இதுக்கு கமெண்ட் ரொம்ப முக்கியமா


கடவுளே இந்த ஆள் கிட்ட இன்னிக்கு நான் மாட்டிட்டேன்

ஹீம் என்னவெல்ல பண்ணவேண்டி இருக்கு


ஹய்யோ ஹய்யோ என்னமா கலைகறார்



புஷ் எவ்வாறு தன் பேச்சை எடுதுகொள்கிறார்



மட்ரிக்ஸ் பாணியில் சூ வீச்சில் எப்படி தப்பிப்பது


புஷும் இ மெயில் மோசடி லாட்டரி வெற்றியும்


புஷும் ஹா ஹா ஹா மனித குரங்கும் மன்னிக்கவும் சிம்பும் (சிம்பு இல்ல )




இப்போ புரியும் ஏன் அப்படி வரவேற்கிரங்கனு


பாரக் ஒபாமா நகைச்சுவை படங்கள்










Friday, July 24, 2009

பில் கிளிண்டன் நகைச்சுவை படங்கள்









Thursday, July 23, 2009

Worth its weight in Gold This was brilliant




Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.


Rule 1:
Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2
: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3
: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4
: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss

Rule 5
: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6
: If you mess up, it's not your parents ' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7
: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So, before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8
: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9
: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10
: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11
: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Loving Father

A father was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"

The Son replied "It is a crow".

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?"

The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What is this?"

At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".

A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time, "What is this?"

This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary: -

"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".

While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed..

So..

If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.
From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.

They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents"



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Family

I ran into a stranger as he passed by,

'Oh excuse me please' was my reply.

He said, 'Please excuse me too;

I wasn't watching for you.'

We were very polite, this stranger and I.

We went on our way and we said goodbye.

But at home a different story is told,

How we treat our loved ones, young and old..

Later that day, cooking the evening meal,

My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.

'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown.

He walked away, his little heart broken.

I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said,

'While dealing with a stranger,

common courtesy you use,

but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

Go and look on the kitchen floor,

You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers he brought for you.

He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,

you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'

By this time, I felt very small,

And now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed;

'Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.

'Are these the flowers you picked for me?'

He smiled, 'I found 'em, out by the tree.

I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.

I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue.'

I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;

I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'

He said, 'Oh, Mum, that's okay.

I love you anyway.'

I said, 'Son, I love you too,

and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'

FAMILY

Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company

that we are working for could easily replace us in

a matter of days.

But the family we left behind will feel the loss

for the rest of their lives.

And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more

into work than into our own family,

an unwise investment indeed,

don't you think?

So what is behind the story?

Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

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